13th January, 2015
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, Aspiring Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis
Sometimes she just wants to RELAX!
While in the Basseterre area today, an old gentleman pulled me aside in a building to talk a bit. I wondered for a moment if I was about to be mugged, but I just played the game well and kept my thinking cap on because I had very well worked out what my next move would be if he tried anything STUPID! Am I always armed and dangerous? Do I have hired secret agents monitoring my surroundings? I am a politician!
Having got me off the sidewalk, he offered me some very STRANGE but timely advice for an old man and I'll never forget it for as long as I live.
Before engaging me, he asked, "You're de POLITICIAN WALLACE who does be sending message up and down the world?" I smiled and thought to myself that he should have asked that before grabbing my arm, but remained humble and answered, "Yes Sir!" I was honestly shocked that he knew that. Sorry, I guess I'm discriminating here and possibly saying that technology is only for some people or people don't print off my messages and share them around. Welcome to the REAL WORLD Khrystus - yes EVERYONE reads your global blasts.
Then he said, "You look just like you father, but I could also see your mother in you. You may not know me, but I grew up as a little boy with your mother in Nevis and let me tell you something young man."
He had a serious look on his face as he continued, "When you POPULAR and got money, de girls dem going RUSH YOU, but when you ain't got none, dey going can't find you. Dey going dun you and pick up another man. I telling you dis because I've been there. I used to have a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money and women and I HAD MY WIFE TO EH. I regret it all. It ain't worth it. St. Kitts and Nevis man dem like TOO MUCHA SEX and ain't like to kip one partner, BUT A WARNING YOU, when you pic a OMAN, mek sure you stick to dat OMAN one and leh she ge you all de SEX you want. ONE OMAN YOUNG WALLACE!"
"You see me here, I AM A PAUPER and I used to have de most money round deze paths. I neither have WIFE - MONEY or de oman dem who done me money and you see me grey hair dem. I can't start again. I just have to wait to dead. BUT I GOING LIVE DE REST OF ME LIFE IN REGRET."
He continued, "When you get you wife, find time to just RELAX. Sometimes that's all women want you know. Dey ain't care how much money you got or how bright you be or if you got a big car and house. REAL WOMEN JUST WANT YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION. They want dey man dem to slow down and just find a little time to RELAX. No sex - no phone - no business - nothing. JUST RELAX! I wish I had me wife now to just RELAX!"
The gentleman's advice had me spell bound. He had really gotten his message over to me and brought me back down to REALITY as I get nearer to revealing Mrs. Khrystus to you one day.
He ended, "One Woman! Love her Alone and recognize that sometimes She Just Wants To Relax."
I paused here and decided to not be selfish and to share his story with you to help some gentleman also save his relationship or marriage by recognizing that Sometimes She Just Wants To Relax!
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, Aspiring Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis
Sometimes she just wants to RELAX!
While in the Basseterre area today, an old gentleman pulled me aside in a building to talk a bit. I wondered for a moment if I was about to be mugged, but I just played the game well and kept my thinking cap on because I had very well worked out what my next move would be if he tried anything STUPID! Am I always armed and dangerous? Do I have hired secret agents monitoring my surroundings? I am a politician!
Having got me off the sidewalk, he offered me some very STRANGE but timely advice for an old man and I'll never forget it for as long as I live.
Before engaging me, he asked, "You're de POLITICIAN WALLACE who does be sending message up and down the world?" I smiled and thought to myself that he should have asked that before grabbing my arm, but remained humble and answered, "Yes Sir!" I was honestly shocked that he knew that. Sorry, I guess I'm discriminating here and possibly saying that technology is only for some people or people don't print off my messages and share them around. Welcome to the REAL WORLD Khrystus - yes EVERYONE reads your global blasts.
Then he said, "You look just like you father, but I could also see your mother in you. You may not know me, but I grew up as a little boy with your mother in Nevis and let me tell you something young man."
He had a serious look on his face as he continued, "When you POPULAR and got money, de girls dem going RUSH YOU, but when you ain't got none, dey going can't find you. Dey going dun you and pick up another man. I telling you dis because I've been there. I used to have a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money and women and I HAD MY WIFE TO EH. I regret it all. It ain't worth it. St. Kitts and Nevis man dem like TOO MUCHA SEX and ain't like to kip one partner, BUT A WARNING YOU, when you pic a OMAN, mek sure you stick to dat OMAN one and leh she ge you all de SEX you want. ONE OMAN YOUNG WALLACE!"
"You see me here, I AM A PAUPER and I used to have de most money round deze paths. I neither have WIFE - MONEY or de oman dem who done me money and you see me grey hair dem. I can't start again. I just have to wait to dead. BUT I GOING LIVE DE REST OF ME LIFE IN REGRET."
He continued, "When you get you wife, find time to just RELAX. Sometimes that's all women want you know. Dey ain't care how much money you got or how bright you be or if you got a big car and house. REAL WOMEN JUST WANT YOUR TIME AND ATTENTION. They want dey man dem to slow down and just find a little time to RELAX. No sex - no phone - no business - nothing. JUST RELAX! I wish I had me wife now to just RELAX!"
The gentleman's advice had me spell bound. He had really gotten his message over to me and brought me back down to REALITY as I get nearer to revealing Mrs. Khrystus to you one day.
He ended, "One Woman! Love her Alone and recognize that sometimes She Just Wants To Relax."
I paused here and decided to not be selfish and to share his story with you to help some gentleman also save his relationship or marriage by recognizing that Sometimes She Just Wants To Relax!
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