29th November, 2014
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, The Next Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis under a Blazing Star Movement - www.theblazingstarmovement.com
INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE WARNING ****This piece is presented in a local St. Kitts - Nevis DIALECT (it may be hard for some to understand and since our pieces are translated into over 50 languages, the translation into your language may be a bit confusing because everything isn't written in STANDARD ENGLISH)
WELL SAH! LAWD HAVE MERCY ON ME SOUL HERE WID ST. KITTS FEMALE HEAD TEACHERS!
Well, well, well! Me arm toots here!
De other day, I peacefully passing KFC dung a de BAY ROAD inna Basseterre. Guess WHO TWO WARRIOR HEAD TEACHERS HOLE ME UP?
Ms. Jones from Newton Ground Primary School and Ms. Dolphin from The Sandy Point Primary School.
I ain even bodda call de police see. Why? Because by now de entire world know dat me and dem AIN GREE!
And teking out me cell phone and calling dey boss DUGGIE - De Prime Minister on 662- 7_ _ _ to mek a complain is a LOST CAUSE, cause de entire world also know, dat right now me and he carn SEE EYE TO EYE because a WARN BACK ME TOOLS OF TRADE and he nar a ge me no satisfaction but yet warn me stop talk and write bout how dey tek dem up and how dey do me. HM!
Now if you know Ms. Jones GOOD, you know she a de MOUTHY - MOUTHY ONE EH. So she let me have it! Hear wha she say,
"NOW YOU BIG - YOU FORGET AHWE EH! YOU GEEING EVERYBODY ELSE (meaning other schools) ALL DE ATTENTION AND YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TIME NO MORE TO STOP BY AHWE SCHOOL AND LOOK OUT FOR US AND WE STUDENTS DEM OR EVEN SEND US LETTERS and CARDS IN DE MAIL LIKE YOU USE TO DO EH!"
Ms. Dolphin ain even jump ein for me and is DE OTHER DAY A stop by her you know. Boy - you really don't know who to TRUS. She just stand up and let me have it from Ms. Jones. Hm. FREN? you call Ms. Dolphin and dem dere FREN? HM.
Ms. Jones continued, "SOME PEOPLE DOES FORGET WHICH SCHOOLS USED TO PRINT ALL DE T-SHIRT BY DEY BUSINESS EH. WHEN DEY BIG DEY DOES JUST DROP PEOPLE LIKE DAT. ANYWAY.......GOO ON . . . WE GOING CATCH UP SOME!"
Global Audience, me nar a tell no lie, Ms. Jones GOOD! She carry me down GUILTY LANE and use SHE FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY and WOMAN powers and a couldn't get she WORD DEM off me mind. Earlier dis week, a had to tek a drive right dunga NEWTON GROUND PRIMARY SCHOOL inna St. Kitts to personally see her.
As soon as a enter de school, some uh de CHILren dem started scream and shout, "ARYOU - DE FACEBOOK MAN! DE FACEBOOK! Leh AHWE tek a picture wid him and he going put us up on FACEBOOK!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
So. . . . in de picture DIRECTLY BELOW, see Ms. Jones well posing off and smiling wid me - SHE REALLY GET SHE PSYCHOLOGY WUK DUH. If only she was YOUNGER - a mighta MARRY HER - cuz a dun tell you dat a LIKE BOLD GIRLS who ain fraid to express deyself and tell me how there feel. Dat Rocks My World!
A really couldn't have stopped by Ms. Dolphin because I had to head to an appointment, but a KNOW after she read dis email and people tell her dat a have her all over de internet AGAIN, she goin BLOWS me up and tell me that it wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes to swing down by SANDY POINT PRIMARY SCHOOL ROAD just to say hello.
So dat goin be another piece of DRAMA again. BUT. . . .when you see Ms. Dolphin - TELL HER NO LOVE LOST - a coming go see her soon and spend some time.
Now de other ting dat BOTHERING dese JEALOUS WOMAN head teachers from Sandy Point Primary and Newton Ground Primary is dat me Ministry - Dare 2 Be Different International - www.daretobedifferentskn.com only seem to be LOOKING AFTER Mr. Edwards Tyrell Williams Primary School and Mr. Wiltshire Bronte Welsh Primary School and AS FAR AS DEY CONCERN - - - -DEY KNOW ME AND WORKING WID ME BEFORE DEM TWO MALE HEAD TEACHERS - so I have NO EXCUSE AND I NEED TO DEDICATE SOME TIME TO DEM BEFORE DEY STOP TALK TO ME.
SOME WOMAN YOU HEAR! DEY LIKE HOLE TINGS OVER PEOPLE HEAD TOO MUCH!
Well if dis is WHA ME GOIN HA FE DEAL WID WHEN DEY SWEAR ME EIIIIN AS PRIME MINISTER IN DE FUTURE. . . .A TINK a goin STOP and be a PREACHER AND BUSINESSMAN SEE. . . .and leave de POLITICS alone. . .
You warn me DO DAT?
St. Kitts FEMALE Head Teachers TOOOOO JEALOUS BUH!
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, The Next Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis under a Blazing Star Movement - www.theblazingstarmovement.com
INTERNATIONAL AUDIENCE WARNING ****This piece is presented in a local St. Kitts - Nevis DIALECT (it may be hard for some to understand and since our pieces are translated into over 50 languages, the translation into your language may be a bit confusing because everything isn't written in STANDARD ENGLISH)
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| Brother Khrystus and Newton Ground Primary Head Teacher Mrs. Jones-Mawnlaude |
WELL SAH! LAWD HAVE MERCY ON ME SOUL HERE WID ST. KITTS FEMALE HEAD TEACHERS!
Well, well, well! Me arm toots here!
De other day, I peacefully passing KFC dung a de BAY ROAD inna Basseterre. Guess WHO TWO WARRIOR HEAD TEACHERS HOLE ME UP?
Ms. Jones from Newton Ground Primary School and Ms. Dolphin from The Sandy Point Primary School.
I ain even bodda call de police see. Why? Because by now de entire world know dat me and dem AIN GREE!
And teking out me cell phone and calling dey boss DUGGIE - De Prime Minister on 662- 7_ _ _ to mek a complain is a LOST CAUSE, cause de entire world also know, dat right now me and he carn SEE EYE TO EYE because a WARN BACK ME TOOLS OF TRADE and he nar a ge me no satisfaction but yet warn me stop talk and write bout how dey tek dem up and how dey do me. HM!
Now if you know Ms. Jones GOOD, you know she a de MOUTHY - MOUTHY ONE EH. So she let me have it! Hear wha she say,
"NOW YOU BIG - YOU FORGET AHWE EH! YOU GEEING EVERYBODY ELSE (meaning other schools) ALL DE ATTENTION AND YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT TIME NO MORE TO STOP BY AHWE SCHOOL AND LOOK OUT FOR US AND WE STUDENTS DEM OR EVEN SEND US LETTERS and CARDS IN DE MAIL LIKE YOU USE TO DO EH!"
Ms. Dolphin ain even jump ein for me and is DE OTHER DAY A stop by her you know. Boy - you really don't know who to TRUS. She just stand up and let me have it from Ms. Jones. Hm. FREN? you call Ms. Dolphin and dem dere FREN? HM.
Ms. Jones continued, "SOME PEOPLE DOES FORGET WHICH SCHOOLS USED TO PRINT ALL DE T-SHIRT BY DEY BUSINESS EH. WHEN DEY BIG DEY DOES JUST DROP PEOPLE LIKE DAT. ANYWAY.......GOO ON . . . WE GOING CATCH UP SOME!"
Global Audience, me nar a tell no lie, Ms. Jones GOOD! She carry me down GUILTY LANE and use SHE FEMALE PSYCHOLOGY and WOMAN powers and a couldn't get she WORD DEM off me mind. Earlier dis week, a had to tek a drive right dunga NEWTON GROUND PRIMARY SCHOOL inna St. Kitts to personally see her.
As soon as a enter de school, some uh de CHILren dem started scream and shout, "ARYOU - DE FACEBOOK MAN! DE FACEBOOK! Leh AHWE tek a picture wid him and he going put us up on FACEBOOK!"
LOLOLOLOLOL
So. . . . in de picture DIRECTLY BELOW, see Ms. Jones well posing off and smiling wid me - SHE REALLY GET SHE PSYCHOLOGY WUK DUH. If only she was YOUNGER - a mighta MARRY HER - cuz a dun tell you dat a LIKE BOLD GIRLS who ain fraid to express deyself and tell me how there feel. Dat Rocks My World!
A really couldn't have stopped by Ms. Dolphin because I had to head to an appointment, but a KNOW after she read dis email and people tell her dat a have her all over de internet AGAIN, she goin BLOWS me up and tell me that it wouldn't have taken me 5 minutes to swing down by SANDY POINT PRIMARY SCHOOL ROAD just to say hello.
So dat goin be another piece of DRAMA again. BUT. . . .when you see Ms. Dolphin - TELL HER NO LOVE LOST - a coming go see her soon and spend some time.
Now de other ting dat BOTHERING dese JEALOUS WOMAN head teachers from Sandy Point Primary and Newton Ground Primary is dat me Ministry - Dare 2 Be Different International - www.daretobedifferentskn.com only seem to be LOOKING AFTER Mr. Edwards Tyrell Williams Primary School and Mr. Wiltshire Bronte Welsh Primary School and AS FAR AS DEY CONCERN - - - -DEY KNOW ME AND WORKING WID ME BEFORE DEM TWO MALE HEAD TEACHERS - so I have NO EXCUSE AND I NEED TO DEDICATE SOME TIME TO DEM BEFORE DEY STOP TALK TO ME.
SOME WOMAN YOU HEAR! DEY LIKE HOLE TINGS OVER PEOPLE HEAD TOO MUCH!
Well if dis is WHA ME GOIN HA FE DEAL WID WHEN DEY SWEAR ME EIIIIN AS PRIME MINISTER IN DE FUTURE. . . .A TINK a goin STOP and be a PREACHER AND BUSINESSMAN SEE. . . .and leave de POLITICS alone. . .
You warn me DO DAT?
St. Kitts' FEMALE Head Teachers JEALOUS BOY! Hm!
Lawd Ms. Jones and Ms. Dolphin. . . .please to give me a chance. . . A COMING - A COMING wid you sample of iREP Newton Ground Primary and iREP Sandy Point Primary Shirts. . . . Monday or Tuesday ONCE GOD SPARE LIFE. . . a coming. . . a carn even say a going send an employee and ain't come meself, because dat going be ANOTHER story because you going say YOU HEAR a does go by Tyrell Williams Primary and Bronte Welsh Primary meself!
St. Kitts FEMALE Head Teachers TOOOOO JEALOUS BUH!
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| Sandy Point Primary School Head Teacher Mrs. Dolphin |
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| KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com Brother Khrystus chilling with Newton Ground Primary School Students earlier this week in St. Kitts |
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| KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com Brother Khrystus chilling with Newton Ground Primary School Students earlier this week in St. Kitts |
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| KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com Brother Khrystus chilling with Newton Ground Primary School Students earlier this week in St. Kitts |
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| KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com Brother Khrystus chilling with Newton Ground Primary School Students earlier this week in St. Kitts |
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| Sandy Point Primary School Head Teacher Mrs. Dolphin |
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| Head Teacher Jones-Mawnlaude leading her students |
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