24th January, 2015
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, Dare 2 Be Different International Media Department COMEDY DIVISION - www.daretobedifferentskn.com
In what is being called a historic first in The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis, The Royal St. Christopher and Nevis Police Force is being asked to investigate the suspected MURDER OR SUICIDE of a PET RAT owned by a BIG St. Kitts - Nevis Labour Party Government Official.
Our media house received the Whatsapp picture today from a very close friend / acquaintance of this official.
The owner of the said pet rat, our media house was told could be heard cursing and saying, "I don't know why people don't stop killing these things around here you know. This is the BIGGEST RAT I ever saw in my entire life." ---- (IN STANDARD ENGLISH EH!)
Rats musbe for ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU SEE! lol
Our media house tried getting in contact with Police Commissioner Dr. C. G. Walwyn and Prime Minister Dr. Denzil L. Douglas to get a comment on the current upsurge in RAT and MICE killings across the Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis to no avail.
We will continue to monitor this story closely and keep you up to date.
By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, Dare 2 Be Different International Media Department COMEDY DIVISION - www.daretobedifferentskn.com
In what is being called a historic first in The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis, The Royal St. Christopher and Nevis Police Force is being asked to investigate the suspected MURDER OR SUICIDE of a PET RAT owned by a BIG St. Kitts - Nevis Labour Party Government Official.
Our media house received the Whatsapp picture today from a very close friend / acquaintance of this official.
The owner of the said pet rat, our media house was told could be heard cursing and saying, "I don't know why people don't stop killing these things around here you know. This is the BIGGEST RAT I ever saw in my entire life." ---- (IN STANDARD ENGLISH EH!)
Rats musbe for ONLY CERTAIN PEOPLE YOU SEE! lol
Our media house tried getting in contact with Police Commissioner Dr. C. G. Walwyn and Prime Minister Dr. Denzil L. Douglas to get a comment on the current upsurge in RAT and MICE killings across the Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis to no avail.
We will continue to monitor this story closely and keep you up to date.
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