Thursday, January 22, 2015

Brother Lemerce Kills Chicken TWICE!!! - Attempts To Make Barbeque Chicken!!!!

22nd January, 2015

By: Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace, President of Dare 2 Be Different International - www.daretobedifferentskn.com since June, 2008


Brother Lemerce's 1st Attempt at Barbeque Chicken

My brother and Dare 2 Be Different International Ministry Partner, Lemercius Wallace has now been recorded, and may even make the Guiness Book of World Records for KILLING  CHICKENS TWICE.

On Saturday last, he attempted to produce his first batch of  Barbeque Chicken, not for SALE as yet, but for the FAMILY, but history now records that he KILLED  THEM  TWICE. I must apologize for this LATE  REPORT as when he found me taking pictures, he CONFISCATED one of my phones and only after paying up the ransom, he agreed to release it only today. #FAMILYWAR

I am not going to say that he is a bad cook at all. That would be telling a lie.

He's actually the GIRL'S  CHOICE when it comes to cooking! Why doesn't he open a restaurant? I guess he's definitely afraid to compete with CHEF  KHRYSTUS' SNACKETTE (a Dare 2 Be Different International Ministry Fund Raiser) and when I give him a chance to run my Snackette, my youth and other patrons says that He Can Cook Better than me, so I keep him far.



My mother, Mrs. Yvette Wallace,  didn't have any girls, so I guess she did teach all of her four sons some GIRLY things too. So YES - all her four boys can cook - cook - cook REAL  GOOD - everything and TURN  CORN  TOO, we can ALL  USE  A  SEWING  MACHINE, some better than some and even make DOLLY  CLOTHES  TOO. SO  YES  WE  ARE  TAILORS, just at different levels. lol

But, what happened on SATURDAY last must be made public as SOME  PEOPLE  SHOULD STAY IN  THEIR  LANE. Nevertheless, I did eat mine, even though Brother LEMERCE  KILLED  THE  CHICKEN  TWICE and  IT  BANG  GOOD  FOR  REAL.  CHICKENS  THAT LEMERCE  KILLS  TWICE  DOES  BANG  GOOD!

I know he'll get there! I really don't know why SOME  PEOPLE have a tendency to only HIGHLIGHT  when things go bad and not the GOOD! They must STOP  IT!

DEY  MUST  STOP  IT  FOR  REAL!  DEY  MUST  STOP  TELL  DE  WORLD  BOUT  LEMERCE  CHICKEN  DEM! (He musbe BLUE  VEX  NOW . . .. but YOU  CARN  COME  BETWEEN  US  EH!!!!)

BUT  HE  SHOULD  STILL  STAY  IN  HE  LANE  and play music through his business - DJ MERCI - www.djmerci.com

I really wasn't scared that he'd burn down our place as Fire Chief Evrette Ogarro is my neighbour and the peeps from The St. Kitts - Nevis Fire and Rescue Services are my CHUMS - we screen print and embroider shirt and hats for them ever since KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com officially registered with Government in 2003, even up to 2015 this year.

. . . but I DID  KEEP  THE  HOSE  NEAR EH! You never know what to expect from Brother Lemerce. lol

Please PRAY  FOR  ME, because this blog entry probably got him ANGRY and he's going to STRIKE  BACK. There are some PHOTOS that I wouldn't like to go public. Please keep me in your prayers.

Has the WALLACE  SIBLING  WAR  STARTED  ONLINE  GLOBALLY? I hope not!


#FAMILYTIME  #FAMILYWAR # FAMILYFUN



















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