26th March, 2015
By: Dare 2 Be Different International Media Department Comedy Division
Aspiring Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis, 28 year old Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace has told our Dare 2 Be Different International Comedy Division that he is now dating MINNIE MOUSE and she will soon be MRS. MINNIE MOUSE-WALLACE.
Our media house was in utter shock, as the entire world knows that less than thirty days ago, he got married to a BLACK TOY DOLL named Becky Wallace in a secret evening wedding and by the following day, she had POSITIVE PREGNANCY results after taking a test at The Basseterre Health Centre, which suggests that they had a SWELL OF A TIME ON THEIR FIRST NIGHT MARRIED.
In speaking with our Comedy Division, a distraught Brother Khrystus said, "You know, it seems as if I am just not lucky with women at all. Would you believe that I had to make a run back home after I left for work this morning to collect something that I forgot and when I opened the door, there was my wife, Becky Wallace having sex on our 1 Million Dollar couch we just got delivered two days ago with A RASTA MALE DOLL. I hadn't even left home for two hours good and that is what she is doing. Plus, since we got married, she has been spending all the time out with her friends and FORCING ME TO FINANCE her late night parties and outings. I just can't take this anymore. I never ever predicted this would happen and so I asked my lawyer Sir Nassibou Butler to file divorce papers at The Sir Lee L. Moore Judicial Complex forthwith."
Our media house tried to get a comment from Becky Wallace, Brother Khrystus' wife since the DIVORCE hasn't been finalized and she declined to comment.
In closing, Brother Khrystus said, "You know. I loved BECKY with all my heart and really wanted us to grow old together. Now this! Life does bring some daily shockers for all of us, but WE SHOULD NEVER GIVE UP AS PLENTY MORE FISH ARE ALWAYS SWIMMING IN THE SEA AND WE SHOULD ALWAYS WALK AWAY AND MOVE ON BEFORE WE GET INTO TROUBLE. It is very interesting that this evening, when Minnie Mouse heard about my dilemma and all of my relationship drama over my entire life, she sent me a Whatsapp Message on 1-869-661-0118 and said, that she thinks that I'm extra handsome, intelligent, funny and that she had been admiring me all my life and wanted to get to know me more. I didn't hesitate, she was available and so was I and so we already had a wonderful first date at Shiggidy Shack at Frigate Bay in St. Kitts who prints at KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com."
When asked if he would be seeking Marriage Counseling with his wife BECKY to try and reconcile having caught her in bed with a Black Rasta Doll and what will happen to the child that she is carrying for him, Brother Khrystus, aspiring Prime Minister of St. Kitts and Nevis said, "NOT AT ALL - WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT AND TRY TO RECONCILE WHEN I CAUGHT HER RED HANDED. As for the child she's carrying for me, I will try to fight to get custody, but if I don't I will ensure that I do the honourable thing, the honorable thing that ALL FATHERS WORLDWIDE SHOULD DO and that is to support my child WELL and LOVE HIM OR HER as we do not know the sex of my baby as yet.!"
Our Dare 2 Be Different International Comedy Division will continue to keep you up to date as Brother Khrystus' relationship life seems to get HOTTER BY THE DAY!
By: Dare 2 Be Different International Media Department Comedy Division
Aspiring Prime Minister of The Federation of St. Kitts and Nevis, 28 year old Brother Khrystus V. K. Wallace has told our Dare 2 Be Different International Comedy Division that he is now dating MINNIE MOUSE and she will soon be MRS. MINNIE MOUSE-WALLACE.
Our media house was in utter shock, as the entire world knows that less than thirty days ago, he got married to a BLACK TOY DOLL named Becky Wallace in a secret evening wedding and by the following day, she had POSITIVE PREGNANCY results after taking a test at The Basseterre Health Centre, which suggests that they had a SWELL OF A TIME ON THEIR FIRST NIGHT MARRIED.
In speaking with our Comedy Division, a distraught Brother Khrystus said, "You know, it seems as if I am just not lucky with women at all. Would you believe that I had to make a run back home after I left for work this morning to collect something that I forgot and when I opened the door, there was my wife, Becky Wallace having sex on our 1 Million Dollar couch we just got delivered two days ago with A RASTA MALE DOLL. I hadn't even left home for two hours good and that is what she is doing. Plus, since we got married, she has been spending all the time out with her friends and FORCING ME TO FINANCE her late night parties and outings. I just can't take this anymore. I never ever predicted this would happen and so I asked my lawyer Sir Nassibou Butler to file divorce papers at The Sir Lee L. Moore Judicial Complex forthwith."
Our media house tried to get a comment from Becky Wallace, Brother Khrystus' wife since the DIVORCE hasn't been finalized and she declined to comment.
In closing, Brother Khrystus said, "You know. I loved BECKY with all my heart and really wanted us to grow old together. Now this! Life does bring some daily shockers for all of us, but WE SHOULD NEVER GIVE UP AS PLENTY MORE FISH ARE ALWAYS SWIMMING IN THE SEA AND WE SHOULD ALWAYS WALK AWAY AND MOVE ON BEFORE WE GET INTO TROUBLE. It is very interesting that this evening, when Minnie Mouse heard about my dilemma and all of my relationship drama over my entire life, she sent me a Whatsapp Message on 1-869-661-0118 and said, that she thinks that I'm extra handsome, intelligent, funny and that she had been admiring me all my life and wanted to get to know me more. I didn't hesitate, she was available and so was I and so we already had a wonderful first date at Shiggidy Shack at Frigate Bay in St. Kitts who prints at KVK ENTERPRISES - www.kvklives.com."
When asked if he would be seeking Marriage Counseling with his wife BECKY to try and reconcile having caught her in bed with a Black Rasta Doll and what will happen to the child that she is carrying for him, Brother Khrystus, aspiring Prime Minister of St. Kitts and Nevis said, "NOT AT ALL - WHAT IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT AND TRY TO RECONCILE WHEN I CAUGHT HER RED HANDED. As for the child she's carrying for me, I will try to fight to get custody, but if I don't I will ensure that I do the honourable thing, the honorable thing that ALL FATHERS WORLDWIDE SHOULD DO and that is to support my child WELL and LOVE HIM OR HER as we do not know the sex of my baby as yet.!"
Our Dare 2 Be Different International Comedy Division will continue to keep you up to date as Brother Khrystus' relationship life seems to get HOTTER BY THE DAY!
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